National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day

Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk

"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."

by elemenopeeeee July 12, 2022

I can't understand flim half the time

a subconscious mess up of Flynn my brother,

Message from subconscious was,
That fat milf my master not mark ya,
Milf is a girl name genitalia

I can't understand flim half the time, but now he has a pedophile watching him some father I had named brain chose it, even explained it.

by Mineowedwus August 12, 2022

NATIONAL beat up the red time force ranger day

On December 26 , It's time that we get revenge on the most handsome man to exist, get his ass .

*cracks knuckles , it's national beat up the red time force ranger day_

by AyoBruhDont December 25, 2022

Highest grossing R-rated film of all time

Who wrote it and what's it called?

Hym "Bwahahahahahahahaha! You see how much the Jew thing bothers him? Don't be a reply-guy Ben. It's pathetic and contemptible. He jumped right on it too. He reads me every day. Wave everybody. 👋 If you're ever sitting at home wondering what failed writers do in their free time it's 'read the work of much better writers'. Well, 1 writer to be exact. The writer of the 'Highest grossing R-rated film of all time' That's how you know it's God's will. The retard in a cult analogy fits here too! Uh oh! Is it too easy for the retard in the sex cult to succeed where you failed? Did Todd do it because I'm better than you at an existential level and I deserve it more? Or is muh brains just so big and appealing that he couldn't resist that sweet, sweet meat? Did I work harder? No... No. That can't be it.... It's gotta be one of those. It's just hilarious. Because it could have done decently. It could have been bad. But it was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. Way to not be a stereotypical bunch of greedy, deceitful, thieving Jews guys! Look at how stupid your entire race looks now because of you! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023

just in the neck of time

Time, sometimes decribed like a body or vessel, comes to a head. The neck of time is the moment just before an event.

Fiona showed up just in the neck of time to help her mother cook.

by FUCat March 31, 2023

yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

by TheFatHairyGuy June 6, 2023

We should hang out some time

A sentence used as a polite way to brush off someone you've been having a conversation with for more than two minutes. There's no intention of ever actually hanging out with the person. It's just an easier way of saying, "I have to go. Bye now."

A: You've really done a lot for this community.
B: Heh... I guess you can say that.
A: Without your efforts, we'd still be in crippling debt.
B: Mhm... Yep.
A: How were you able to pull all this off in such a short amount of time?
B: Hey, we should hang out some time.
A: Oh... Yeah! Sounds good! What days are you off this week?
B: See you around.

by Salmon Nuggets June 22, 2023