shit mitt

The process of wrapping your hand in multiple layers of toilet paper preventing fecal contamination.

I always use a shit mitt when dropping deuce in a public restroom.

by ChipScar July 23, 2010

shit on the grass

Shit on the grass is a shot made from flaoting baily's irish cream ontop of midori.
The midori being the grass, and the baily's is the shit.

Peter: What are you guys drinking?
Chris: Shit on the grass, you girlfreind had some too.
Peter: where is she?
Chris: throwing up.

by 30OTT August 2, 2006

shit creeked

To be intoxicated or extremely drunk.
as in up shit creek without a paddle.

My friends and I went to this party Friday and boy were we shit creeked.

by Murrcu May 2, 2005

shit-a-lonie

To describe some one who looks like shit...

Dude did you see casey today??? she looked like a piece of shit-a-lonie

by huxley(penis) May 5, 2005

shit-a-lonie

To describe something that tastes like a piece of shit...

Man...that bologna sandwhich i had today tasted like a piece of shit-a-lonie!!!

by huxley(penis) May 5, 2005

shit on the nob

If someone has shit on the nob it means they are a homosexual. They would have shit on their nob after partaking in anal sex.

Darren is such a poofter

Yeah, i bet he has shit on the nob.

by jkilpin February 29, 2008

Soy Shits

Organic chocolate covered soy nuts.

Cody; I'm so high dude.
Gabi; Lets go look in the fridge.
Cody; Oh my god! What are these?! SOY SHITS?!
Gabi; Yeah! SOY SHITS!

by Dr. G PhD May 20, 2008