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Penis

The thingy between your legs which is small enough to be considered a pussy
You have a small penis
by AlxR25 November 20, 2021
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Penis

Something men lose after cheating on their wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/area51escapee #theycantstopusall
Jesus mate me wife chopped me penis off after she saw mw having sex with her chav mate clarissa
by lennondonnie September 25, 2019
mugGet the Penismug.

Penis snake

A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them
“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire”
by Toby magenta January 3, 2022
mugGet the Penis snakemug.

Peni mcneni

Peni mcneni refers to a heater for the penis. Covering shaft and balls
Holy f*ck is it cold thank god i brought my peni mcneni
by Monty phython April 25, 2019
mugGet the Peni mcnenimug.

Penis

Penis is a long things that males have. They use it to pee and cum all over socks,dishwashers,and more. They use their cum to make objects pregnet.
Omg did u see mommy and daddy having sex? I saw daddys penis hehe
You are 11 years old emma!
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Penis Guy

you
by CumSlayer February 23, 2022
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Penis

Why r u Gäste ? Oh My Penis is so big
by Funzelfister69 January 22, 2020
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