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Jackie chan your nuts

To bash someone in the nuts for touching you with their cold hands
*someone touches you with their cold hands*
Im gonna jackie chan your nuts”
by Danno July 14, 2018
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deez nuts

you: yo have you heard the band '' Imagine Dragons ''
friend: yeah, why?
you: ...IMAGINE DRAGGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YO FACE
by yomommmaaaa September 16, 2021
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Nut rage

When a person is served nuts in a bag and not on a plate, especially in first class like they should be.
Heather Cho went full on nut rage when she was served nuts in a bag like a peasant.
by Madorlando September 18, 2020
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Edible Nut

When you take an edible and get so high, that when you cum, you almost pass out
Last night I got high with my wife, when she sucked me off I had an edible nut.
by Funnydad69 August 11, 2022
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Balloon nuts

"When you put a condom on both your nuts to try and be funny but you just end up looking stupid"
"I tried to make her laugh with the Balloon nuts be she dident even smirk about them. What a bitch"
by Tittyspanker47 December 9, 2016
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Post Nut Rhythm

(sometimes called post nut rhythmicality) an exceedingly rare phenomenon in which, instead of feeling disgust or regret after ejaculating, one instead feels an uncontrollable urge to listen to a specific song. this phenomenon will be more common if you have been listening to music while masturbating.
"dude i was listening to some sick judas priest songs while wanking earlier and the post nut rhythm hit me like a freight train next thing you know i was listening to You've Got Another Thing Coming on loop for five hours straight"
"what"
by johnny legbreaker August 14, 2024
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nut duvet

Ejaculating into a duvet consistently, avoiding the requirement for socks or tissue. The duvet should avoid being washed to ensure potency.
Tito Jackson just uses a nut duvet because he’s a lazy boy.
by Nutduvetlover March 27, 2022
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