My dog stepped on a bee

A joke about when "Amber Heard" said this during court

I'm not feeling good my dog stepped on a bee.

by Just a human_6 February 23, 2023

Ketchup on my hot dog

Having sex while your girl is on her period.

Friend: “Get some last night?”
Me: “Yeah, she was on her period, but I don’t mind a little ketchup on my hot dog.”

by Plumb2 February 27, 2019

[San Jose] [Chili Dog]

A San Jose Chili Dog is when you titty-fuck a woman after taking a giant, steamy shit on her chest.

I have the squirts today, therefore I think I'll give my bitch a San Jose Chili Dog!

by Longrod12Vonhugendong June 23, 2016

Human Dog marrige movement

A movement that seeks to make it legal for a human to marry a Dog.

Support the human dog marrige movement.

by Judge dredd7 October 15, 2011

New York Chili Dog

When you fuck someone in the ass and immediately shove your shit covered dick in their mouth.

Yo, that motherfucker gave her a New York Chili Dog last night.

by Darkfire69 October 21, 2017

Look who the dog barked in

This is the opposite of "Look who the cat dragged in"

Tom-Look who the dog barked in

Jim-Hahaha look who the cat dragged in

by I coin this term December 27, 2019

as rough as old dog's tits

means its old rough and not pleasant to look at/ feel

That old lady wearing a mini skirt looks as rough as old dog's tits.

or

After 20 tequila shots I feel as rough as old dog's tits.

by AnnaHughes August 3, 2007