The act of ejaculating into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. A customary shout of "SURPRISE" should follow
Chris 1: "Man, my girlfriend is really pissing me off"
Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"
Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"
Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"
Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"
Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"
Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"
by Mr.Watch and Game June 17, 2011
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“The Kadyrovite TikTok Brigade are a total Bag of Tools. Seriously, they’re going to need a bigger shed for all those tools. Or they should get into space mining so we can change the name of The Asteroid Belt to The Tool Belt.”
by Fisto_Roboto December 15, 2022
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