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mushroom monkeys

A term used to define someone who likes getting high all the time and pisses off everyone around them by acting as though it is cool.
Jenny: you hang out with Harrison this weekend?
Bob: nah he was getting high off his face.
Jenny: eh he is such a mushroom monkeys.
by sehunsimmons September 20, 2016
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Monkey

Another term for black men/children. Mostly used in middle school and the 1800s.
by Nah, Id win January 24, 2024
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Holy Dugger Dick Monkey

A saying that a redneck would say if the saw something that literally scare the shit outta them
Holy dugger dick monkey, those damn possum with their nasty red just scare the shit outta me.
by Redneck0?rtasf March 11, 2017
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Winged Monkeys in the Media

All of the subservient little morons in the media who deliver the DNC's message to the masses. The message, although usually destructive to the country, is delivered in a sing-songity "Aren't we glad we're all part of this" tone which drives its acceptance.
"The Winged Monkeys in the Media will say this is all normal and natural, you are only imagining higher prices for groceries, Ukraine is a democracy, and Trump is Hitler's lying taint."
--Scott Adams on X
by geekmalone July 1, 2024
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Monkey Chunk

A very specific type of ass, I which is never to be confused with booty (an over sized ass) or butt, which is generally flat.

The "monkey chunk" derives it's name from the rather animated character its rather pronounced jiggle. Not all asses can be characterized as a monkey chunk.

Shape: The classic monkey chunk is derived from the 'pear' genus. It is a pear shaped form of ass known for its bulbous but tame proportions.

Trademark Characteristics: The monkey chunk is a happy ass, it jiggles when motion abruptly stops... and sports a modest clap when walking - it is quote animated.

The monkey chunk is also punctuated by deep cheek articulation, and very pronounced cheekage, just not as other types, such as the classic dump truck ass.
Wow, girl has a phat ass monkey chunk...
by Woodshed Moments June 22, 2024
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Trumps flying monkey mach

Machiavelli people who copy Trump's DUMP, to bully innocent unknown people because of their bad faith.

Because they think, that if they spread misery, more people will vote for a cruel bully.
Trump antagonized and he said he doesn't care. Then the Trumps flying monkey mach, did the same thing and said the same thing, to an innocent person.
by Communi February 18, 2021
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just give me my monkey

Person1:Just give me my monkey!
Person 2:Wheyyy!
by plato! November 7, 2024
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