national do the vanhook day

a day dedicated to doing the “vanhook.” put your hand on your ass to participate

“hey today is national do the vanhook day”

by nomadictoast April 12, 2019

The worst thing you can do

NOT TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE KIDS YOU SOLIPSISTIC FUCK!

Hym "It's not the worst thing you can do to someone who doesn't have kid. Threatening kids cured my depression! Threatening kids saved humanity! Threatening kids is a panacea! Now that I think about it... Threatening kids is the perfect analog to small dick bigotry! Because the bigotry doesn't work if my cock is fat, right? I say something a woman doesn't like, she says i have a small dick, but actually I got a fat cock. It doesn't work. Ghost type moves do not effect Normal type Pokémon. And vice versa. I say something you don't like, you threaten my kids, but I don't have any.... Doesn't work. A perfect analog! It's 1 to 1. I wasn't even trying to do that one."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2025

dos key

Complaining about having to do something when you secretly enjoy the action at hand

Addison states that he hates dos key, but he told me in confidence that it was one of his favorite things to do.

by badluckfrog July 19, 2022

Do I know you?

What you say when someone awkwardly approaches you

“Hey are you that kid who pops into biology and then leaves?”

“I’m sorry… Do I know you?”

by I Like To Define Words January 30, 2022

Do A Tommie

The term "Doing a Tommie" is when you never give it up, and never have sex even when offered.

"Do you fancy a shag tonight"?? Nah sorry I'm going to "Do a Tommie", maybe another night.

by LastAnxiety January 16, 2018

Do it on LAN

when an online cs clan with uber CHODE, INTERP & cfg h4xx gets told off from nice ppl with 0.1 for being gay netcoders

OMFG GF SIF U KNEW FUKING ei|CRAZYKILLA
GF SIFNT HS U INTERPING BASTARD!!!!

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Do it on LAN

2. Exhale

Do it on LAN exhale, oh I forgot, you can't!

by Anonymous March 19, 2003