Basildon cheese

When you make a thing up to win points in a word game, hoping your friends don't realise it doesn't exist.

"oh have you not heard of Basildon cheese? It's a local delicacy"

by bigdave3 December 20, 2020

Cheese-moo

A flavour of gelati, that cannot be understood by the human taste buds, thus rendering it indescribable. Cheese-moo is neither a good nor bad taste.

This gelati tastes like......uh....um....cheese-moo.

by USCdude February 1, 2010

Cheese Stick

When somebody needs to pull their foreskin back before fucking a girl.

Did you hear Jackson is a cheese stick?

by OrangatangNiggas April 22, 2019

Tim Cheese

Tim Cheese, born on May 5th, 1962, in Chicago, Illinois, is a notorious criminal mastermind and leader of the Breadsticks gang. Abandoned as a child on the streets of O-Block, he grew up with no known parents, but scientists later confirmed he is the cousin of Biggie Cheese, the famous rapper. From a young age, Tim displayed a sharp mind for strategy and deception, making him a dangerous figure in the criminal underworld. Unlike most gangsters who relied on brute strength, Tim’s power came from his cunning, manipulation, and tactical brilliance. Also the man who murdered John Pork.

John: Did you hear who killed John Pork?
Doe: Yeah man, Tim Cheese.

by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025

National dick cheese day

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies

Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.

by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 9, 2019

Cheese Curd

Someone who is a fan of the artist known as CrissCrossCannibal or The Cross System.

"Hello my little cheese curds!

by CrissCrossCannibal October 13, 2022

Cheese on a grater tastes like paper

A random saying used to annoy someone out of sheer the sheer stupidity

May put someone in ponderment

A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance

“Cheese on a grater tastes like paper” says A

B says” would you stop it’s so annoying

CHEESE ON A GRATER TASTES LIKE PAPER

by Vexamon October 21, 2023