smacky cheese

Semen that pooled outside the vagina, mouth, or anus and thickens to the consistency similar to gel or liquid cheese.

After we finished going at it, I found a puddle of smacky cheese

by Abyss_Rising October 23, 2020

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Dick Cheese

When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.

Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah

by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020

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Seat Cheese

The slime and dirt in and around car seats

Your car is so dirty, you could drag your fingers in between your seats and have a handful of seat cheese.

by Dong knots July 16, 2015

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Cheese

You know that stuff most people drank as a baby right? How about you try our new product! Its milk but so fucking rotten and expired and old that it becomes solid. Even the hobo from across the street loves it! Forget milk, THIS IS CHEESE.

Milk: Man cheese is hot, I wish I was as hunky and as handsome as cheese. But I'm not solid.
Cheese: I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL

by Non-Normie November 24, 2020

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