When you buy Canadian maple syrup and pour it all over your balls before you go to sleep on Christmas eve, as we all know elves love maple syrup, so while you're sleeping tiny elves smell the sweet maple syrup and climb into your bed and sensually lick the syrup off your balls.By FAR the best Christmas gift I've ever recieved
by pimpmasterG December 7, 2014
Get the canadian christmas ballsmug. by KerbalGunnerz December 17, 2013
Get the trippin absolute ballsmug. When a person in the friendgroup obviously wants to drop the group but is to pussy about it. So they ignore you in school and never talk to you. However when they don’t have a Person around to talk to or the group does fun stuff they come crawling back to you. They tease you with their friendship and give you friendship blue balls.
Person A: M has been ignoring us for 3 weeks now and only hangs with the cool kids...But she wants to come get lunch with us
Person B: oh man, that bitch is giving you friendship blue balls.
Person B: oh man, that bitch is giving you friendship blue balls.
by mimsie June 10, 2021
Get the Friendship blue ballsmug. When one pushes his testicles up under the skin right above the schmekel leaving one’s sack deflated.
by Joe Erotic November 18, 2022
Get the Hidden Ball Trickmug. The act of receiving the brunt posiedon's kiss primarily with one's balls. Often a side effect of constipation
Bro #1: Dude, I ate too many bananas yesterday and this morning experienced posiedon's ball duty!
Bro #2: Was it any good?
Bro #1: Weirdly yes...
Bro #2: Was it any good?
Bro #1: Weirdly yes...
by John Dictionary January 20, 2019
Get the Posiedon's ball dutymug. When you’re having a great time with your friends and something’s about to happen that’s gonna be real nice.
R.J.: “Colt how you feeling about these jagerbombs?”
Colt: “Man I’m lickin’ my balls right now I’ll tell you what.”
Ron: “Real nice buddy.”
Colt: “Man I’m lickin’ my balls right now I’ll tell you what.”
Ron: “Real nice buddy.”
by TheDickmeister June 12, 2021
Get the Lickin’ my ballsmug. This day is the day to Celebrate this corona break, and every year on this day you just stay home from school and do absolutely nothing.
by Coronacansuckass April 17, 2020
Get the Harry balls daymug.