dirty jack

A 5’4 horny white boy who dresses in ripped jeans and flannel shirts. He tends to spend a lot of time in relationships that are meaningless. A dirty jack’s favorite activity is going up to his girlfriends father and saying that he is the plumber his daughter ordered. He then proceeds to tell the father he needs to lay some pipes and fill some holes. The father lets him in the house without a second thought, and leads him to the bathroom. Once engaged in his pride work, a dirty jack proceeds to play fake drilling and construction noises to hide his dirtiness. When finished he snacks on mushrooms and pickles while playing Fortnite.

Did you hear what that kid did to that blonde girl the other week? I heard he pulled a dirty jack.

by pppdjdjjdj January 31, 2023

Jack Ebert

Jack ebert hates god

That’s such a Jack ebert jack hates god

by Pooplord69420 January 1, 2021

Jack Black

Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches;

Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches.

Person 1; have you watched the Mario movie yet?

Person 2; sexy fatass dinosaur played by sexy fatass man ( Jack Black )

by FatherlessAsainBaldKid April 15, 2023

Jack

a nice guy.

You are a great friend Jack.

by Sheild_fadd February 5, 2021

A jack smith

A jack smith is where Somone is so addicted to drugs that they start putting them up there ass to get high.

I’m want to get high so bad I might do a jack smith

by Panda fucker November 22, 2021

Jack

A stupid mf who sucks at telemetry and thinks it's the best thing in the world even though it sucks. He will quit in the middle of any game if he's not top on the team and is extremely toxic.

Yo did you see jack yesterday
Yeah that mf sucks

by MelloHaven November 4, 2020

Jack

He is someone who is smart and in love with someone who is named Hannah

Jack is such a simp for Hannah

by Jack2001 May 15, 2025