turtle cheese

A chewy substance that is formed from only the truest and most pure rabbit's milk.

"Man I could really go for some turtle cheese right about now."

by turtle.cheese.lover708 July 23, 2017

Cheese Frenchee

1. When you and a friend from Wisconsin have cheese curds in your mouth and when you French kiss, you swap curds

2. A deep fried grilled cheese

Once she shared that cheese frenchee, I knew she was the one

by Cheese Austin May 15, 2022

Cheese Keeper

A derogatory name for a woman's vagina suggesting the woman has a yeast infection or other nasty condition.

Hey Carl, I finally bagged the office slut but damn she had a foul cheese keeper!

by Mr Vegas July 27, 2016

Cheese and Crackers

When you butt fuck a white bitch in a tub of melted processed cheese.

Person 1: man I just butt fucked this white bitch in a tub of melted processed cheese.
Person 2: damn a Cheese and Crackers I did that last week

by Heavy Burden May 5, 2023

Cheese

The female cheese curd build up, created from sexual fantasies.

Pipers new pearl necklace made her cheese

by Mart yrme May 21, 2021

CHEDDAR CHEESE

CHEDDAR CHEESE IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

ALL HAIL THE CHEDDAR CHEESE

by AHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH October 5, 2022

Dick Cheese

A cheese made out of semen and left to rot in large quantities until solid.

Person A: Man that Dick Cheese was great!
Person B: Glad you loved it man! Anytime you need some I'm right here.

by Capital_K November 18, 2023