Avocadro's Time

The shortest time in physics: the time between when an Avocado is unripe to when it is overripe. Avocadro's Time is the fleeting moment when the avocado can be eaten and enjoyed. (That moment is known in physics as Avocadro's Number and is defined as (6.62 × 10^-34)^(6.62 × 10^-34), and is equal to one Planck's length of a Planck's length.)

Dude, I bought six avocados yesterday and I missed the Avocadro's Time. They're rotten. I wish I knew Avocadro's Number so I knew when to eat the damn things.

by FJL-NY March 1, 2023

No Time

A phrase used to signify the ever-present and rapacious ebb and flow of time. Often used during the most heated debacles in a game of cards, exclaiming "No Time!" as loudly and obnoxiously as possible is seen as a gesture of respect for the groups collective conscience. The electrician.

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by BromptonCocktail February 4, 2024

hit it for the one time

when you are recording someone and hope that they will repeat what they just did when you weren't recording

"CMON HIT IT FOR THE ONE TIME HIT IT FOR THE ONE TIME"

by BBB8BB88B September 4, 2021

for a good time call

A lame prank which typically involved writing "for a good time call" and someone else's number on the wall, with the intention of targeting the number for misdial calls.

The most infamous example involved a 1981 Tommy Tutone song title inviting listeners to, for a good time, call 867-5309/Jenny. No area code was specified, and most local area codes were inundated with hundreds of misdials daily.

Most of the "for a good time call" rubbish should simply be ignored; it's a primitive form of distributed denial of service which is just making the callers look stupid now that the victims invariably have call display.

For the best time call [phone]. You can set your atomic clock by that.

by bitchuck September 7, 2025

Redmond standard time

The time zone of reference for all activities at Microsoft Corporation. Sometimes colloquially referred to as Pacific standard time or PST.

A coworker asked, “What is the time zone for our 9 AM meeting?” The manager responded, “Redmond standard time, Bill”.

by floatingsidewalk June 9, 2023

My time green

Basically when someone asking to Facetime , but your already on the phone, and u wanna tell them that without “actually” saying it

-Ny6ixx aniya

Terrence: “aniya do u wanna Ft?”
Aniya:” my time green”
Terrence: “what that mean?”
Aniya: “MY TIME GREEN NIKKA!!!”

by Ny6ix June 1, 2024

What time do gay people go to sleep?

The answer is 11:00 p.m. If you go to bed then you are 🏳️ 🌈 Happy Pride ig

What time do gay people go to sleep?
Lilli: Im going to bed.

Amelia: Omg it’s 11:00
Lilli: What?

Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep
Lilli: Omg

by Hottie Amelia June 1, 2022