When a man does not wash his dick for over a week and a nasty ass yellowish greenish fungis starts to grow on his nasty dick.
Kim: “I smell something....weird..”
Bob: “What does it smell like??”
Kim: “I don’t really know...it’s like a weird cheesy smell or something....”
Bob : “........”
Kim: *leans over to her boyfriend bob and smells then throws up on him*
Bob: “JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK KIM?!?!?!!”
Kim: “DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BOB. MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN UP IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR DIRTY ASS DICK CHEESE....MY FUCKING GOSH!! YOU DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. GO TAKE A DAMN SHOWER YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKING CHEESE DICK!!! YOU ARENT THAT FUCKING RAT THAT COOKS!!”
Bob: “The rat from that disney movie?”
Kim: “YEAH, THAT ONE. I CANT THINK OF ITS NAME THOUGH.....”
Bob: “It’s on the tip of my tongue...I think it’s Ralph??”
Kim: “No not ralph...it starts with an r though....rat......ratta-”
Bob: *cuts Kim off* “Ratatouille?”
Kim: “YEAH...THATS IT.....that’s a good movie.....ANYWAY WE ARE GETTING SIDETRACKED HERE, GO WASH YOUR DICK!!”
Bob: “What does it smell like??”
Kim: “I don’t really know...it’s like a weird cheesy smell or something....”
Bob : “........”
Kim: *leans over to her boyfriend bob and smells then throws up on him*
Bob: “JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK KIM?!?!?!!”
Kim: “DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BOB. MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN UP IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR DIRTY ASS DICK CHEESE....MY FUCKING GOSH!! YOU DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. GO TAKE A DAMN SHOWER YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKING CHEESE DICK!!! YOU ARENT THAT FUCKING RAT THAT COOKS!!”
Bob: “The rat from that disney movie?”
Kim: “YEAH, THAT ONE. I CANT THINK OF ITS NAME THOUGH.....”
Bob: “It’s on the tip of my tongue...I think it’s Ralph??”
Kim: “No not ralph...it starts with an r though....rat......ratta-”
Bob: *cuts Kim off* “Ratatouille?”
Kim: “YEAH...THATS IT.....that’s a good movie.....ANYWAY WE ARE GETTING SIDETRACKED HERE, GO WASH YOUR DICK!!”
by DarkHumoredLilly August 7, 2018
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Def.2 : Similarly to definition 1, When a woman is over zealous, she must tape a dildo on and achieve orgasm to calm down. "Grab some dick tape, strap it in, and take a step back, girlfriend."
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Girl 1: I sucked Austin's Dick last night.
Girl 2:Could you see it?
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Girl 2:Could you see it?
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