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Fire Hydrant Syndrome

The feeling you get when you see an ex with someone else. You really don't want them back but they are like a fire hydrant and you are seeing someone else piss on your fire hydrant. Which enrages you and makes you want to piss on that fire hydrant again.
I found Jake kissing Amanda. Damn Fire Hydrant Syndrome!
by Gothzilla November 16, 2010
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Dirty-Lyric Syndrome

Dirty-lyric syndrome is when you have a song stuck in your head, but all you can remember are the dirty lyrics. e.g. Cuss words, innuendo, racial slurs, etc.
Wendy: Argh, I've got dirty-lyric syndrome.

Wilfred: What's that?!

Wendy: Well, it's when you have a song stuck in your head, but all you can remember are the inappropriate lyrics.

Wilfred: Oh, I get that all the time. What's stuck in your head?

Wendy:
"Sarah got fucked up in the back seat last night
And she don't give no fuck.

She got fucked in the public bathroom last night too,
And she don't give a damn."

What about you?

Wilfred: I've got some of ICP's Chop Chop Slide stuck in my head.

Wendy: Orly? How's it go?

Wilfred: Like this:
"Fuck shit pussy ass,
Motherfuckin' damn bitch

Bitch damn motherfuckin',
Ass pussy shit fuck."

Wendy: Your's is worse than mine, content wise.

Wilfred: Yeah, if I sang that at school I'd get a week's worth of dententions.

Wendy: Same here.
by t411y0ung3100d September 23, 2009
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dinky wang syndrome

when someone sufferes from eating to many butt crusts
Caleigh butt fucked a horse and got dinky wang syndrome
by hblfbgu;eqbriubgrequ May 26, 2010
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cool kid syndrome

The cool kid syndrome is when people start acting differently when in large social settings, suppressing all desires that may make them seem goofy or unattractive.

i.e. The guy who never participates in class and sits in the back smirking.
Boy had major cool kid syndrome because he was crushin' on Girl in the back.
by Fetacheese106 July 15, 2016
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Justin Beiber Syndrome

Justin Beiber Syndrome- A disease in which the holder is affected by all of the symptoms that Justin Beiber has (high pitched voice, being bad at singing, etc.). The only known way to get rid of Justin Beiber Syndrome is to find Zaphlex in its physical form. The only way to obtain Zaphlex is to climb to Yosemite mountain and meet bear to witness the mythical and rare double rainbow.
by Zaphlex November 22, 2010
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short man syndrome

The need for a person of small stature to own a large vehicle (an SUV or a truck).
She's definitely suffering from short man syndrome, she's barely 5 feet tall and she's driving a Hummer. Her eyes barely come above the wheel.
by xxlinneaxlovexx March 1, 2009
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Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

Any of a wide range of afflictions resulting from repetitive commuting. Most common are sciatica and butt zits.
Crushed by cement ceiling tiles - that's serious Carpool Tunnel Syndrome!
by hbm January 3, 2009
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