The feeling you get when you see an ex with someone else. You really don't want them back but they are like a fire hydrant and you are seeing someone else piss on your fire hydrant. Which enrages you and makes you want to piss on that fire hydrant again.
by Gothzilla November 16, 2010

Dirty-lyric syndrome is when you have a song stuck in your head, but all you can remember are the dirty lyrics. e.g. Cuss words, innuendo, racial slurs, etc.
Wendy: Argh, I've got dirty-lyric syndrome.
Wilfred: What's that?!
Wendy: Well, it's when you have a song stuck in your head, but all you can remember are the inappropriate lyrics.
Wilfred: Oh, I get that all the time. What's stuck in your head?
Wendy:
"Sarah got fucked up in the back seat last night
And she don't give no fuck.
She got fucked in the public bathroom last night too,
And she don't give a damn."
What about you?
Wilfred: I've got some of ICP's Chop Chop Slide stuck in my head.
Wendy: Orly? How's it go?
Wilfred: Like this:
"Fuck shit pussy ass,
Motherfuckin' damn bitch
Bitch damn motherfuckin',
Ass pussy shit fuck."
Wendy: Your's is worse than mine, content wise.
Wilfred: Yeah, if I sang that at school I'd get a week's worth of dententions.
Wendy: Same here.
Wilfred: What's that?!
Wendy: Well, it's when you have a song stuck in your head, but all you can remember are the inappropriate lyrics.
Wilfred: Oh, I get that all the time. What's stuck in your head?
Wendy:
"Sarah got fucked up in the back seat last night
And she don't give no fuck.
She got fucked in the public bathroom last night too,
And she don't give a damn."
What about you?
Wilfred: I've got some of ICP's Chop Chop Slide stuck in my head.
Wendy: Orly? How's it go?
Wilfred: Like this:
"Fuck shit pussy ass,
Motherfuckin' damn bitch
Bitch damn motherfuckin',
Ass pussy shit fuck."
Wendy: Your's is worse than mine, content wise.
Wilfred: Yeah, if I sang that at school I'd get a week's worth of dententions.
Wendy: Same here.
by t411y0ung3100d September 23, 2009

by hblfbgu;eqbriubgrequ May 26, 2010

The cool kid syndrome is when people start acting differently when in large social settings, suppressing all desires that may make them seem goofy or unattractive.
i.e. The guy who never participates in class and sits in the back smirking.
i.e. The guy who never participates in class and sits in the back smirking.
by Fetacheese106 July 15, 2016

Justin Beiber Syndrome- A disease in which the holder is affected by all of the symptoms that Justin Beiber has (high pitched voice, being bad at singing, etc.). The only known way to get rid of Justin Beiber Syndrome is to find Zaphlex in its physical form. The only way to obtain Zaphlex is to climb to Yosemite mountain and meet bear to witness the mythical and rare double rainbow.
by Zaphlex November 22, 2010

She's definitely suffering from short man syndrome, she's barely 5 feet tall and she's driving a Hummer. Her eyes barely come above the wheel.
by xxlinneaxlovexx March 1, 2009

Any of a wide range of afflictions resulting from repetitive commuting. Most common are sciatica and butt zits.
by hbm January 3, 2009
