jack dennis

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jack dennis is gay
by Insanity OG October 14, 2014
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Elf Jacking

(Verb) The act of rubbing an elf's ears, sexually.

Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)
Did you know elf ears are so sensitive, they can cum if you rub them right? Gotta love a good elf jack.

I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.
by Mission.Control June 26, 2024
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tanner jack

Pedophile, person who likes younger kids.
by Yuyshhejb November 23, 2019
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Jack-cident

When a "slightly" overweight 8 year old boy named Jack(Jackson) defecates in his shorts with no underwear on, while trying to push out a fart.
While out with his family, Jackson pushed out a fart, but instead he pooped himself. "It was only a Jack-cident, buddy, his father told his sobbing son."
by GUTPILE March 28, 2021
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Galactic jack

"During my trip I had a galactic jack"
"Whoa man I heard it feels amazing!"
by I'm chad December 22, 2019
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Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.
by DrunkSaylor May 16, 2022
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Jacking

The up and down movement of a hand on your penis
1. Dude I was jacking all night long
2.yeah I know I had to clean your sheet's
by Sch001 15 h311 March 30, 2020
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