Crotchety cunt

Someone who has just bummed their cousin and Is going on the run because of it even though the girl FUCKING liked it and it was her FUCKING idea

Randal:Oi m8 ave u seen garry I do want 2 giv him some cheeky bum sex.
Clarence:Nah m8 he's a crotchety cunt now

by Ur nonce of a cousin October 13, 2018

Military Grunt Cunt

A very annoying foot soldier in the military

Jim never listen to the Commanders advice he would always like to go Rogue so he was known around the camp as a Military Grunt Cunt

by EmJayee October 5, 2017

Bungle cunts

pussy's in knots

bungle tumple of bungle cunts

by yo-noid giver November 20, 2019

Milk the cunt

To play the middle C. Usually uttered when a band wants to tune their instruments.

Saxophonist: Milk the cunt!
Pianist: *plays middle C*
Band: *all play middle C*

by Zipdox January 16, 2024

Rotten Cunt

The opposite of a Good Cunt, a bloke who is a completely selfish arsehole.

That rotten cunt stole my last beer. He can get fucked.

by Burnsy321 June 27, 2025

cunt spelunking

The act of fucking a pussy so loose it reminds you of exploring the cavernous depths of a damp dark cave spelunking

Guy 1: Man, I hooked up with that chick from the club last night ..

Guy 2: nice! She a good fuck?

Guy 1: nah- let me put it this way... I wouldn’t say we “fucked” as much as I would say that I ended up going cunt spelunking

by Ellecapone1337 April 22, 2018

cunt booga

Vaginal discharge, substance excreted from Vulva

“Damn it I need a shower I got cunt boogas’”

by Harry Akswoond February 16, 2023