dumb bitch syndrome

When someone is literally so fucking stupid they have a medical condition that makes them irregularly stupid: much like saying: ''That isn't your average everyday stupid. This is advanced stupid.''
Often seen in infants, women who can't drive, Asians who aren't good at math, and niggas. (notice how it's not the hard e-r)

''That bitch got dumb bitch syndrome.''

by dumbbitchsyndrome December 2, 2019

cool kid syndrome

The cool kid syndrome is when people start acting differently when in large social settings, suppressing all desires that may make them seem goofy or unattractive.

i.e. The guy who never participates in class and sits in the back smirking.

Boy had major cool kid syndrome because he was crushin' on Girl in the back.

by Fetacheese106 July 15, 2016

Fire Hydrant Syndrome

The feeling you get when you see an ex with someone else. You really don't want them back but they are like a fire hydrant and you are seeing someone else piss on your fire hydrant. Which enrages you and makes you want to piss on that fire hydrant again.

I found Jake kissing Amanda. Damn Fire Hydrant Syndrome!

by Gothzilla November 16, 2010

dinky wang syndrome

when someone sufferes from eating to many butt crusts

Caleigh butt fucked a horse and got dinky wang syndrome

by hblfbgu;eqbriubgrequ May 26, 2010

Justin Beiber Syndrome

Justin Beiber Syndrome- A disease in which the holder is affected by all of the symptoms that Justin Beiber has (high pitched voice, being bad at singing, etc.). The only known way to get rid of Justin Beiber Syndrome is to find Zaphlex in its physical form. The only way to obtain Zaphlex is to climb to Yosemite mountain and meet bear to witness the mythical and rare double rainbow.

Oh no! Chuck caught Justin Beiber Syndrome!

by Zaphlex November 22, 2010

short man syndrome

The need for a person of small stature to own a large vehicle (an SUV or a truck).

She's definitely suffering from short man syndrome, she's barely 5 feet tall and she's driving a Hummer. Her eyes barely come above the wheel.

by xxlinneaxlovexx March 1, 2009

Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

Any of a wide range of afflictions resulting from repetitive commuting. Most common are sciatica and butt zits.

Crushed by cement ceiling tiles - that's serious Carpool Tunnel Syndrome!

by hbm January 3, 2009