Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

Red Person

Your protector. They watch over you and take care of your heart. You can’t live without them.

She always keep me safe. She is my red person.

by Happysunshinebish June 21, 2023

red yeti

were you stick your dick in the oven or something hot

shit i gave myself a red yeti1

by lime34 February 4, 2020

Red Tweek

A crystal like cocaine that is with a light orange-redish color. Originated in the Andean region of Colombia, SC, Red Tweek was used as a crystal that is crushed and inhaled (smoked) for purposes for staying awake and lacking energy.

Red Tweek gives you a warming sensation feeling.

by Nitrotek93 January 10, 2014

Wisconsin Red Eye

shooting cheese card's in a woman's eye

I shot some cheese curds in this bitches eye and made her leave before sunrise. I gave her that Wisconsin Red Eye.

by Spooge Mcduck October 27, 2020

Red Supremacy

An ideology that supports Communism, Socialism, Cultural Marxism, Critical Theory, authoritarian central planning, and globalist central planning.

Many academics and wealthy elitists in the United States are practicing Red Supremacy.

by Prezmatic the Great March 3, 2021

Horse, Red, and Throat

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Horse, Red, and Throat

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025