Jack Ruby'd

When a person commits murder and then dies of cancer.

Remember that one time last year when that one guy got Jack Ruby'd?

by when you burn your eggs September 28, 2020

jack mckee

Jack Mckee is an incorrect way of spelling Jack Mcgee- the famous american television actor

Guy 1: I love Jack Mckee

Guy 2: You mean Jack Mcgee?

by Mr Frogman November 22, 2021

Jack Mckee

To pull a Jack Mckee is to steal a street sign

Guy 1: Bro let’s go pull a Jack Mckee

Guy 2: Yeah sure dude

by Mr Frogman November 22, 2021

tanner jack

Pedophile, person who likes younger kids.

Bill Cosby is a Tanner Jack.

by Yuyshhejb November 23, 2019

Jack-cident

When a "slightly" overweight 8 year old boy named Jack(Jackson) defecates in his shorts with no underwear on, while trying to push out a fart.

While out with his family, Jackson pushed out a fart, but instead he pooped himself. "It was only a Jack-cident, buddy, his father told his sobbing son."

by GUTPILE March 28, 2021

Galactic jack

The action of jerking off on acid

"During my trip I had a galactic jack"
"Whoa man I heard it feels amazing!"

by I'm chad December 22, 2019

Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.

"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."

by DrunkSaylor May 16, 2022