When you are jacking off near your partner and are about to cum. You angle your load and nut in her face. Attempt to get it on her eyes, and mouth. When she wakes up she will make zombie noises.
Austin:Bro! Did you hear what Eric did to his chick?
Josh: No what?
Austin: He zombie shot his lady!
Josh: No way! Did she scream like a zombie.
Josh: No what?
Austin: He zombie shot his lady!
Josh: No way! Did she scream like a zombie.
by Dirty Top March 29, 2021
Get the Zombie Shot mug.When a person is providing oral to another person but the receiver is unable to become erect. They carry on with the oral anyway whilst it is floppy, lifeless and also referred to as “dead meat”.
Venessa- “what did you do with him?”
Jackie-“I went down on him, but he drank too much, so I gave him a zombie chew”
Jackie-“I went down on him, but he drank too much, so I gave him a zombie chew”
by Caldaddy May 10, 2020
Get the Zombie chew mug.A young person who is incapable of being quiet for any amount of time.
In reference to the fact that a person who is constantly talking would be easy for zombies to find and devour in a zombie apocalypse.
In reference to the fact that a person who is constantly talking would be easy for zombies to find and devour in a zombie apocalypse.
I went to see a movie last night, but the zombie snacks behind me ruined it.
"Shut up you zombie snack, I'm trying to read!"
The school teacher developed quite the drinking habit, trying to cope with all of the zombie snacks in her classroom.
"Shut up you zombie snack, I'm trying to read!"
The school teacher developed quite the drinking habit, trying to cope with all of the zombie snacks in her classroom.
by ceros October 26, 2014
Get the Zombie Snack mug.When you're totally sleepy but you've got a wild boner.
Some time just fell asleep with the erection, and it stands right there, a zombie erection (zombie boner).
Some time just fell asleep with the erection, and it stands right there, a zombie erection (zombie boner).
- Man, we take a few pics of you last night, you had a zombie erection, lol!
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- *YAWN* You shouldn't peek under the blankets, I've got a zombie erection
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- *YAWN* You shouldn't peek under the blankets, I've got a zombie erection
by NeatWolf May 29, 2014
Get the zombie erection mug.A marijuana term. A zombie bowl is two (or more) pieces of previously smoked marijuana that are put together in a pipe/bong to be smoked for the last time.
by XChristian924X January 28, 2015
Get the Zombie Bowl mug.A guy that died sometime in the early 80s that fell off a dock high on cocaine and drowned. Yet he came back to life, and instead of craving flesh he shakes you down for money, drugs, and cigarettes. He is known to show up when you are using drugs.He yells alot, and will have sex with your girlfriend against her will.
Junky zombie shook me down for my change when I came out of the gas station.
My friend got high on smack, and all the sudden junky zombie showed up, ripped me off and had sex with katie.
My friend got high on smack, and all the sudden junky zombie showed up, ripped me off and had sex with katie.
by cappdoodledoo May 10, 2011
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