Fucked in the yard

To get screwed over in a public way

“Cletus thought he could pull one over on Treyvon, when Treyvon found out, Cletus got fucked in the yard

by Blood on the Sand September 16, 2021

Yard

100 dollars worth of crack cocaine.

Yo let's pawn the refrigerator so we can smoke another yard.

by Lil_choreboy March 13, 2018

Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome

The Swedish 1,000-yard stare syndrome is developed when a mentally stable person is exposed to an individual with an extra chromosome for a long period until their mental mind combusts into flames. Upon this full mental death, they do a 1,000-yard stare into oblivion for 24 hours straight until they die from a lack of oxygen.

'Hey bro, did you hear what happened to Mark last week?'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'

by sdsadasdasdasdasdasd December 6, 2023

Yard sale

A place where you can pay to purchase other people’s shit that they don’t want anymore

Come on down to jimmies yard sale where you can buy my collection of used condoms

by Snakey Sneak September 7, 2019

Scotland Yard called…

“Scotland Yard called, they want their best detective back” is another way of saying No shit, Sherlock.

Person 1: You’ve just thrown a piece of gum on the ground, that’s littering.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.

by anonymous April 7, 2024

Yard

Usually meaning square up or get ready to fight. Sometimes "tuh" is said before or after the word

Debby: i heard you wanted to fight me
Cameron: you heard right. Bitch wassup
Debby: did you just call me a bitch!! Oh hell nah!!
Cameron:why tf you just standing there? Tuh yard bitch tf

by Sinful.kmp March 10, 2018

Yard Spam

Election Campaign signs that litter the front lawns and street medians, especially in November. Most annoying when multiple signs for the same person occupy the same few feet of grass.

Crook for Congress! Crook for Congress! Vote Crook!... ugh, look at all those signs: serious case of Yard Spam. I'm not going to vote for him now out of spite.

by ThLttLPrnc October 21, 2010