bluetooth wanking

When your friend gets her ankles out and you start having a seizure but everyone thinks you’re wanking.

Nat: “Why are you having a wank without your hands?”

Teg: “It’s just Bluetooth wanking”

by BoardCard November 12, 2019

Cheek wanking

When you pull the skin on your cheeks and let go so it make a weird nose

Person one: stop cheek wanking its weird
Person 2: *does it again*

by Yourdachokedtodeathonmyfatdick April 16, 2020

squid wanking

Literally an example of doing nothing to help in a team based game

Hurry up, stop squid wanking in the corner!

by SuplexTheWeak June 14, 2020

hard working ho

workin real hard . for hoing

he a hard working ho

by thebaddesttt March 24, 2021

Flag Wanking

Someone whomst is a Member of the British Conservative party who wants everyone to pledge allegiance to the flag of the UK.

Boris Johnson enjoyed **Flag Wanking** in parilament today.

by Oure April 21, 2021

kaden workinger

cruzs real name da fuq

man that weird kid cruzs real name is kaden workinger lolz

by lebrownjahames July 30, 2021

tiddly winking

Unnecessarily tinkering , while being oblivious to ones surroundings

Here I am cleaning up the mess after an all night bash while Gill is totally "tiddly winking" there in the corner.

by Gillgjr August 13, 2021