fire at Will

To "fire at Will" is the act of giving in to the urge to shoot at a person named Will. This "Anti-Williamism" has been around for centuries. Some philosophers say we are born with the instict to open fire at people named Will. Some philosophers are also on crack. As am I.

I think I hear the police outside my house. Maybe it's because I fire at Will at least once every day. Now where's that crack...

by RowanH September 21, 2005

Will County Rectangle

The Will What is County Rectangle, also known as the Demonic Dodecagon, is an 850 mile region located an hour South West of Chicago where a number of strange sightings and unexplainable phenomena have taken place. These sightings include an unidentified species of animal that has fueled rumors of the presence of Prehistoric Monsters.

What is the Will County Rectangle?

by clbtxg July 18, 2011

will hogan

A fucking legend

Do you know will hogan? He's a fucking legend

by Fuzzwuzzle May 3, 2018

Will day

April 4th is a day you can celebrate wills and appreciate there presents in your life

Happy will day will hope you have a good day

by Loner boner October 15, 2019

Everything will be fine

Look bitch i dont care about your personal problems sis ive done all i can to help your ass so stop talking damn im tired we talked for 5 hours bitch and you still aint listen to a got damn word bitch so all i can say is dont worry bitch so look im sorry about whats going on but im out of advice sorry

"Look its ok everything will be fine just dont worry too much"
"But i like worrying"
"Just remember that youre a strong minded individual and i love you ok"
"But im weak and no one loves me"

"Ok youre gonna get through this trust me"

"What if i dont"

"Then youre just gonna have to believe "

"I dont want to believe"

"....its ok everything will be fine"

"Telling me that isnt helping"

"Well bitch wtf im suppose to say if you keep contradicting my advice "

by Boonga July 3, 2019

Your feedback will be submitted

A reply to a question or complaint that implies the problem will be addressed, when in reality, the problem will never be looked at. Similar to "We'll get someone right on it." This is the standard reply from the MLB.TV forum support guy to notify a subscriber of MLB.TV that their complaint or suggestion will never see the light of day.

joebaseballfan: "The commercial volume is twice as loud as the game volume. Can someone please lower the commercial volume? Thanks."

mlbsupport: "Your feedback will be submitted."

by NoRagTopYet September 4, 2009

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

A semi clever quip made by computer geeks and gurus.. Quite similar to the military quip " You are so fucking useless, I should replace you with a button"

by Guru June 15, 2003