by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
Get the Wet Bendermug. Whilst in the act of fellatio, a wet Ned is accomplished at the time of orgasm when the Pennis is withdrawn from the oral cavity and directed into the nostril of one's partner. If performed correctly this maneuver provokes a sneeze the resulting jiz bubble is known colloquially as a Wet Ned.
by Lil pierre November 27, 2015
Get the wet nedmug. An extremely soaked, delicious and deadly sandwich exclusively made in Chicago by hairy men with thick 'Cago accents. Wet sammiches are often accompanied with a tug job (also knows as a teej). Favorite sammich of puffins in the North Atlantic.
"Hey guy, gimme one of dem wet sammiches, extra wet, and let me get a teej with that afterwards a'right? Go Bears"
by chicagopuffin August 31, 2012
Get the Wet sammichmug. When you try to have sex with a girl but your dick is so sweaty and floppy that it keeps popping out
by Tuckered out May 17, 2010
Get the Wet Floundermug. Let me give you a scenario. You just came out of the pool and you're running to the toilet because you have the runs. Your swim pants are stuck to your legs and when you finally arrive at the toilet, you almost slip and fucking die from the water. You sit down and try to pull your shorts down to take that massive shit, but it's stuck to your legs because it's all wet, so you have to unstick it yourself. Then the toilet gets all wet, your ass is wet, and you're taking a shit all at the same time. The shit slides down into the toilet easily because your ass is wet, from the pool water. then when the shit stops you try to wipe your ass but since your cheeks are wet, the toilet paper glues to your asshole and it's just stuck there. you can't get it out, its just stuck. you try to use another paper to take it out, that one gets glued too. you give up and wipe the shit with your hands, then fall asleep on the toilet from the chaos that had ensued.
person1: I took a wet poo yesterday at tims pool party. I was afraid of going back to the pool!
person2: same
person2: same
by wetpooman September 11, 2021
Get the wet poomug. by Patres February 27, 2021
Get the Wet Wookiemug. my girlfriend and I were doing a little foreplay last night, but she was being a total bitch earlier that day, so I gave her a Wet Wilbert.
by EazyBreazy May 7, 2011
Get the Wet Wilbertmug.