warm womb

bastard,as if selfish

I,m warm womb,I,m screwed up,I,m no gay today...leaving me, you ,ll know!

by bad,good? December 24, 2019

warm nose

Cumming inside of someones mouth enough for their nose to leak sperm.

Michael:"Ive always wanted to have a warm nose.."

Carl:"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by light.mp45 January 16, 2024

dog warming

It's kind of like Global Warming but instead of greenhouse gasses destroying the atmosphere, a lapdog destroys the sense of coldness in your lap

My dog is the number 1 reason for dog warming

by uNiCoRnLooP June 28, 2016

warm fun

Taking a piss in a condom and then emptying the contents on your lover

Hey baby, let’s have some warm fun tonight.

by MyUser January 31, 2024

warm maple butt

When a Canadian gets you from behind.

Ryan gave me a warm maple butt yesterday after the hockey game, eh!

by FinFran2 March 11, 2017

Go warm up a pretzel

To go fuck yourself.

Why don't you just go warm up a pretzel.

by asdfweasdfwea December 3, 2021

Warm onion

The remains of a tea-bagging on a sunburned face.

The rings on his face was a clear indication that he enjoyed a warm onion.

by Jissy August 20, 2015