Vampire Effect

Not a great movie, but then, any movie that combines vampires and kung fu can't be all bad.

Vampire Effect is a good way to waste some time.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

Vaginal Vampire

Usually a man, who enjoys eating out a womens vaginia while she is on her period because he enjoys the blood

Dude dont talk to him, his a fuckin Vaginal Vampire

by James Rose December 15, 2008

Welfare Vampire

When a welfare recipient is also a goth and names their kids stupid shit after the Crow or any character from an Anne Rice novel.

You're on section 8 and your name is Lestat? You must be a welfare vampire bitch!

by Mandy the Mullet Slayer August 14, 2014

White Vampire

The scrutinous act of felching a man (anal sex, followed by milkmans day inside, then sucking it out with the mouth) and letting it drip down your mouth freely as if you were a vampire

Jesus! dont white vampire all over the sheets, you could have at least swallowed it...

by JustAnotherDose June 29, 2009

Vampire Traffic

noun : When there is a halting or slowing down of cars on a major highway all because they saw the sun shinning in their eyes and are so frightened that they need to slam on their brakes.

This is usually done by morons that don't know their car is equipped with a visor to prevent exactly this occurrence.
Also more common in areas after an overpass, or after a highway wall.
It will ruin your life because you'll realize that you just sat in traffic because a couple of people thought the giant yellow thing was going to kill them and slowed down to a crawl.

"Sorry Im late I was driving on the LIE when I hit some bad Vamire traffic."

"just had to replace my bumper because of some vampire traffic."

by T.J.X February 21, 2010

Violent Vampire

Bite a chunk out of the girls neck just before the orgasm.

I gave the bitch the ol Violent Vampire!

by Checter November 4, 2009

Vampire Sweat

A sparkly substance that covers the body of a vampire when he/she/it stands in the sun.

The highly popular series Twilight spread a false rumor about vampires having sparkly skin, when in fact the sparkly substance that covers the skin is merely vampire sweat, as shown in the movie Twilight.

by ubiquitousbringerofbadnews February 27, 2011