urban dictionary

Where stupid retards post dumbass definitions that is either funny or downright shit

Guy 1: Guys what is a Pineapple?
Guy 2: Check the Urban Dictionary
Guy 1: It says why the fuck are you searching up Pineapple you stupid shit?
Guy 2: Oh...

by Retarded Turtle December 10, 2017

Urban Dictionary

Norwegian term for idiots.

They are so Urban Dictionary.

by johncons December 10, 2009

Urban Dictionary

The site your currently on

urban dictionary, the site you are currently on *turns on huge lights and neon sign*

by funnyhowyouforget June 8, 2010

urban dictionary

This website, smart one.

Guy 1: Hey, are you on urban dictionary.com?
Guy 2: What's that? Let me look that up...

by Capsen November 25, 2011

urban dictionary

a website you visit when myspace is being a biotch and your to lazy to call a friend over or jerk off.
you can also define the stupid slang terms your friends have invented, give a dirty definition to everything from apple to zebra, or plainly just bitch about your haters.

UD Noob: "oo interesting! no one has defined rubber band yet!"
*typing in urban dictionary definition box*

Rubber band: sticking your head in someones private area and yelling out applesauce repeatedly.

by E-Tag! October 22, 2008

urban dictionary

An online slang dictionary filled with penis euphemisms.

"dude, i have a huge crayon set (penis)"
"what?"
"check urban dictionary, then return, knowledgeful with urban slang"

by |meh| December 24, 2008

Urban Dictionary

A website that was originally ingenious until it was overrun by idiotic morons. Many of these morons use curse words in their definitions and, also look down on any statement or person with a conservative connotation in disdain. Yet whenever something/someone is viewed as mildly liberal or rebellious it is instantly praised.

"Urban Dictionary most know all republicans, country music, religion, and moral standards suck XD. Obama and Nirvana are the BEST because Obama's good at basketball and is hip and Kurt Cobain shot himself in the face to fight against commercialism (which I hate because kids my age are supposed to say we hate it and then unintentionally advocate it through our actions"- americasux666

by jacksprawler111 June 18, 2010