A large and curvy woman who likes twinks and other similar men. Has the strength to pick them up and (figuratively) snap them in half
by fish_ripple907 November 30, 2022
by Raoufwillpay January 22, 2025
by Aunty Climax February 10, 2016
A term coined by two 21st century outdoors-men frequently coming into contact with young shirtless seemingly muscle pumped human males sometimes sporting questionable clothing styles along popular hiking routes in the USA.
Some characteristics of the trail twink include: young male, high chance of steroid abuse, no shirt, just shorts, pink hats, pink anything, overly excited or easily excitable demeanors, is rarely equipped for a long term hike and when accompanied with a female companion a normally questionable relationship can be deduced.
Thoughts you may have when crossing paths with a trail twink:
“Where they together?”
“Why was he so happy and giddy the entire time?”
“We are in hostile wilderness, why is he simply wearing shorts and no shirt out here for? Not to mention a pink hat”
These patterns of behavior among other obvious signs yet to be fully analyzed comprise of the “Trail Twink”.
Some characteristics of the trail twink include: young male, high chance of steroid abuse, no shirt, just shorts, pink hats, pink anything, overly excited or easily excitable demeanors, is rarely equipped for a long term hike and when accompanied with a female companion a normally questionable relationship can be deduced.
Thoughts you may have when crossing paths with a trail twink:
“Where they together?”
“Why was he so happy and giddy the entire time?”
“We are in hostile wilderness, why is he simply wearing shorts and no shirt out here for? Not to mention a pink hat”
These patterns of behavior among other obvious signs yet to be fully analyzed comprise of the “Trail Twink”.
by PeaceXLove777 July 23, 2020
A daddy who looks like a twink. Much to your surprise has enough years behind him to classify him as a daddy.
That daddy twink has found the fountain of youth!
by azndncr April 25, 2022
A competition among adult room tubby chatters to see who can be the biggest 'twink' or who can eat the most fattening foods.
by Goonie's Revenge October 04, 2023