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if you ask Turkish Polices for help they'll come to crime scene hour and hours later
if you ask Turkish Polices for help they'll come to crime scene hour and hours later
by moon n roses August 6, 2020
Get the turkish police mug.what you can call someone turkish, insert their name after it, such as turkishlyssa. used to turn someone turkish.
by anonymango2420 January 10, 2022
Get the Turkish- mug.A method of urination wherein the penis is angled upwards and the stream of urine arcs in the air, curving back down into the mouth. If the pressure is not great enough and the urine simply goes everywhere, it is known as a Turkish Sprinkler
by porkcathedral96ALLAH! September 23, 2025
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A person afflicted with TDS suffers severe panic attacks at the mere sight of Turkey, or anything remotely related to Turks, Turkey and their history. More research is being conducted on this newly discovered mental illness.
A person afflicted with TDS suffers severe panic attacks at the mere sight of Turkey, or anything remotely related to Turks, Turkey and their history. More research is being conducted on this newly discovered mental illness.
Normal Person: The trade between Russia and the Ottoman Emp-
Guy who suffers from Turkish Derangement Syndrome: THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE KILLED ARMENIANS THEY TOOK CONSTANTINOPLE I HATE TURKEY DEUS VULT GO BACK TO ANATOLIA TURK.
Normal Person: .... Sir, this is a Russian history class
Guy who suffers from TDS: YOU WORK FOR THE TURKS RIGHT? YOU ARE A TURKISH SHILL. YOU GENOCIDE DENIER SCUMBAG
Guy who suffers from Turkish Derangement Syndrome: THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE KILLED ARMENIANS THEY TOOK CONSTANTINOPLE I HATE TURKEY DEUS VULT GO BACK TO ANATOLIA TURK.
Normal Person: .... Sir, this is a Russian history class
Guy who suffers from TDS: YOU WORK FOR THE TURKS RIGHT? YOU ARE A TURKISH SHILL. YOU GENOCIDE DENIER SCUMBAG
by Black Boy From The Jungle October 7, 2018
Get the Turkish Derangement Syndrome mug.Five guys locked in a room, they all start having a fight, every man for themselves. First one to get knocked out, gets raped by the other 4 guys. The process repeats itself until one man walks out, asshole untouched. This man is referred to as the Turkish Tussler.
Me and my work colleagues participated in a “Turkish Tussle” and I walked out alive, crowned as “The Turkish Tussler”. Balls de-spunked ready to go again.
by The fiddler May 19, 2025
Get the Turkish Tussle mug.The mother of all wedgies. Give someone a wedgie, lay them flat on their stomach, bend their leg back & hook their toes into the waistband of pulled-up underwear. Not only is this an ultrawedgie, but the only way out is for the 'victim' to pull their underwear even further up their butt to get it off over their toe.
Initiation to the track team was a Turkish Camelback Ride; except for Dave, who got a DOUBLE Turkish Camelback Ride; yup; both feet hook into his underwear.
by PParker July 7, 2017
Get the turkish camelback ride mug.Brian talked a big game about his ability to sexually satisfy his partner, but the partners all report that sleeping with Brian is a Turkish Coup.
by Mr413 July 15, 2021
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