angel's touch

When you are peeing or shitting and your dick touches the urinal / toilet where other dicks probably have been.

I was shitting comfortably when suddenly my dick feels cold like an angel's touch.

by YoungJanitor November 27, 2015

touch mctouch

when a woman feels upon your penis,stroking it quite nicely

c'mon baby,a little touch mctouch for daddy

by lucas mcrevere June 16, 2004

touching the cloth

When you have to crap so bad, it feels like the turd is already touching your drawers.

"Dude, we gotta find a bathroom. I'm touching the cloth!"

by Papi' August 3, 2005

Touch the Donut

An Internet phenomenon consisting of stomach fat photos in which the subject, using both hands, forms an "O" shape connecting thumb-to-thumb, and index-to-index fingers. The subject then proceeds to squash their "gut fat" into an extruded "O" shape of stomach fat using their "O" hands.

Dude, she sent me a "touch the donut" photo! It was an awesomely nasty happy trail mixed with belly pudge!

by Darren Y June 12, 2009

touch and linger

when you're wanting to catch the attention of someone you're attracted to as you're passing by them , or are in conversation with them you place your hand on them ( lower back, hands, chest, etc.) and you have it linger a little longer then then you would in a normal situation...also known as performing the "T and L"

"When walking through a crowd you perform a touch and linger on person you're attracted to and slowly and gently move them out of the way, hoping to catch their attention"

by ALI Bmoney January 18, 2010

Touchebag

Someone who endlessly says the word touché, with or without context or reasoning.

Person A: I got a B on my quiz.
Person B: I got a B+.
Person A: Touché.
Person B: That doesn't even make sense in this situation. Go back to your corner, you little touchebag.

by WubWubChigga October 20, 2012

mud touched the cloth

AKA "mud touched the cotton"

When you soil your underpants due to an unexpected shart.
Please note that this is the extreme case of a shart in which the fecal matter explodes beyond the crevice of your butt crack and makes contact with your undergarments.

Harold pushed his fart out so hard that the mud touched the cloth. His wife regrets making the bean burritos.

by Mr. Terrible April 29, 2008