unicorn parade

A group of people unaware that they are retarded.

The school's frolf team is a real unicorn parade

by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015

unicorn tail

the magical way to say ponytail

1: omg i love ur unicorn tail!

2: ok then

by BoxToTheLeft October 10, 2013

unicorn pot

Any "name brand", widely discussed, strain of marijuana, that nobody has even actually personaly seen, smoked, or even personally know somebody who has ever seen or smoked it. The type of weed you read about in High Times. The stuff so good it's only rumored to exist, much like the fabled unicorn.

Hey man have you ever smoked Northern Lights?
No man, that shit's just unicorn pot.

by somedudeontheweb April 15, 2015

unicorn pleasure

Pleasure that is so unimaginable that it's almost like it doesn't exists.

Sarah has never experience unicorn pleasure that's why she's so basic.

by UNICORNGODTHEGOAT November 16, 2021

unicorn puncher

One who keeps arrogant creatures from boasting about themselves.

A way to prevent false promises.

Oh, you make 100k a year, well I punch unicorns in the face. I am the unicorn puncher.

by Unicornpuncher December 19, 2016

Tory Unicorn

A amazing youtuber. Known to be a Hipster.

That Tory Unicorn is one Hipster.

by just one fan January 1, 2011

The Unicorn Bop

The Unicorn Bop is when you place a dildo atop your forehead to where it is secured, and then proceed to headbop with the dildo aimed either at someone's vagina or anal cavity, which thusly results in the dildo being thrusted in and out as if it would during actual sex.

"Ayo, last night was lit!"
"That's right, The Unicorn Bop we did last night was actually very awesome!"

by XX_BurgerSexarooni_XX April 14, 2023