I can't believe that iron man couldn't lift jonathan!
When captain america lifted jonathan the crowd went wild.
When captain america lifted jonathan the crowd went wild.
by phoenixfire013 April 3, 2022
Get the jonathanmug. Jonathan is simply the greatest man who ever graced this earth. A compassionate lover and inspirational father, he is truly the best thing to happen to you. Especially if you have a heart of gold
by Jonathan081918 November 25, 2021
Get the Jonathanmug. He is an awesome guy that’s really really fun to talk to. A great person to have a good laugh with and very trustworthy. He knows what he wants and is a very loyal guy. An amazing biker and bullies verona for not being able to ride a bike.
by lavender is superior July 11, 2020
Get the jonathanmug. A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!
Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
by Blanco niña December 29, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. Jonathan’s can often be rude or/and very dirty minded if you come of with wrong intentions, but they can have very sweet hearts and if your lucky enough to have him keep him.
Person1: “ Jonathan is so dirty minded”.
Person2: “ yeah, but he is so sweet to me”.
Person1: “ lucky, not to me”.
Person2: “ yeah, but he is so sweet to me”.
Person1: “ lucky, not to me”.
by Allie..Cat November 29, 2021
Get the Jonathanmug. I'm a bad bitch, fuck the bitch (Uh)
Bitch get slick, I'ma cut the bitch
I'm a bad bitch, suck some dick (Okay)
If that bitch get slick, I'll cut the bitch
I'll cut up the bitch, I'll gut the bitch (Okay)
Had to fuck up the bitch, man, fuck the bitch
Won't shoot her but I will gun-butt the bitch
When we say "Fuck the bitch," dick up the bitch
She was stuck-up so my niggas stuck up the bitch
Still draggin' her so don't pick up the bitch
Get the combination to the safe, drug the bitch
Know the whole operation been bugged the bitch
Gayyyyyyy
Bitch get slick, I'ma cut the bitch
I'm a bad bitch, suck some dick (Okay)
If that bitch get slick, I'll cut the bitch
I'll cut up the bitch, I'll gut the bitch (Okay)
Had to fuck up the bitch, man, fuck the bitch
Won't shoot her but I will gun-butt the bitch
When we say "Fuck the bitch," dick up the bitch
She was stuck-up so my niggas stuck up the bitch
Still draggin' her so don't pick up the bitch
Get the combination to the safe, drug the bitch
Know the whole operation been bugged the bitch
Gayyyyyyy
Jonathan is the bitch!!!
by Lol_80_3 November 23, 2021
Get the Jonathanmug. by YABOYLUKAAAS April 24, 2017
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