The process consisting of taping varies cotton balls to the head of the "fairy-wanders" penis, then sprinkling the desired color of glitter all over the taped cotton balls. In order to end the process you must use the newly created fairy wand to smack any raggedy bitch in order to pass on the gift of magic.
After a bitching party i decided to go fairy-wanding with my friend mikes unholy mom because she was lacking gods greatest gifts, happiness and a little bit of magic.
by Ass is Maxiumus November 2, 2013
Get the Fairy-wandingmug. A beautiful red-headed Irish boy. He has perfect skin, delicate features, dainty fingers, and sparkles. He is usually flamboyant and in musical theatre. He will enchanted every girl around him. He is a modern day cupid!
by Lady Iron Flower July 7, 2011
Get the Man fairymug. by m4idxluvv January 23, 2021
Get the fairy gothmug. An anatomical cleft that forms a warm, comfortable resting place for seemingly unworldly presences, entities and odors; an ass crack.
Patient: I've been itching back there horribly, doctor.
Doctor: Well, let's take a peep in the fairy hammock.
Doctor: Well, let's take a peep in the fairy hammock.
by doonga May 17, 2013
Get the fairy hammockmug. one who carries a shared smoking device around a room so as to avoid forcing others to get up from their seats, maintaining the rotation.
by nonanon9001 April 5, 2011
Get the bowl fairymug. by P-W-B November 3, 2017
Get the fairy periodmug. The special lube that you use during gay sex after an intense game of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
"Yo man, that was a great game of CoD. You should get the fairy butter, I'm feeling extra tight tonight."
by DarkyDook December 6, 2009
Get the fairy buttermug.