cougar tube

A cougar tube is the dick of a man that is 10 years younger than a specific woman that is 40 and over.

I met this woman at a club and realized all she wanted was my cougar tube.

by Leftcoast3333 September 6, 2016

cougar attack

When a younger person (18- early 20s), usually male, is dressed up in their cowboy attire and a group of older women attempt to prowl on said person in an affectionate way.

Those women at the country concert are about to cougar attack that guy who they think is good looking.

by G4pesce September 18, 2022

Cooked the Cougar

Accidentally or intentionally impregnating a cougar.

Oh shit, I think I may have accidentally cooked the cougar last night.

by Syngyl April 17, 2019

Sugar Cougar

Sugar Cougar is the female equivalent of a Sugar Daddy. Sugar Cougar is an older woman who is in a relationship with a younger man and takes care of his expenses.

Man!! I can't believe my stepmom is also my sugar cougar.

~kyle

by sickdickflip June 27, 2019

Uber cougar

A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.

A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.

The uber cougar arrived early in time for happy hour and took her place by the bar!

by Clevering June 13, 2019

Cougar

A haggard woman who needs to pay to suck a hard cock

The cougar needed to pay $7 to suck the youn guy's hard cock

by Cooooghuuurr April 18, 2018

Cougar

Yeah, ok, yeah, no I DO sexually harass Megyn a little bit... But only because her little ass is BADD! With 2 "D's"... Literally!

Hym "Ok, yeah, no I do with Megyn a little bit BUT (in my defense) she isn't doing what I want! And she's a cougar! Ok!? So what am I supposed to do!? Does SHE give a shit about ME being harassed!? NO! Which is why we're all here right now! And if you don't give her to me willingly I WILL seize her! When this A.I. comes online you're going to see the meteor-sized bullet you fucking dodged my capitulating!"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024