A coffee drink consisting of two shots of espresso, caramel flavoring, all over ice. The drink originated at Texas Roast coffee house in Rockwall, Texas. The drink is a specialty item and is not on the menu. Much like rap, an Austin Milner is an acquired taste.
>Good morning, what'll it be today?
>>I'll have an Austin Milner please!
>Okay that'll be $2.33, we'll have it right out.
>>I'll have an Austin Milner please!
>Okay that'll be $2.33, we'll have it right out.
by snowysnowcones October 18, 2010

by Taylerlovesliv March 12, 2021

by bae:D November 30, 2020

The boy who makes his truck soo big to substitute for his little dick who packs fattys then takes a 12 inch penis up his ass yea I know him
by Uncle jim bean December 15, 2018

When your girl goes for the kill but won’t stop talking about the weirdest shit while your trying to slide in.
“Oh shit Dan, I feel the Ebola rubbing against me, Oh I’m sorry honey your probably just pulling an Austin Wallace.
Alright your deep enough, I don’t want to have to deal with your fractured hairline, chill out Veronica I can’t handle the Austin Wallace.
Alright your deep enough, I don’t want to have to deal with your fractured hairline, chill out Veronica I can’t handle the Austin Wallace.
by Aaron Nickles January 8, 2020

Your typical cock sucker who only takes 8’’ or more. Prefers jacking one guy off while simultaneously taking it up the ass and giving a bj. Has yet to play varsity baseball
by fckkinney April 24, 2019
