Kiwi sads

when all you have to eat for lunch is a kiwi

oh man, i have the kiwi sads today.

by QuinnGTL July 28, 2023

Sad Gays

Who people who are sad, also end up being Gay

Usually for each other

“Aw, Look at them.”

“They look sad.”

“And Gay.”

“Sad gays!”

by Balls jr November 3, 2022

SAD FROSTY

After you and a chick rail a gram of Molly and wait 2 days to get depressed then you and your limp dick attempt to jerk off on her face.

Did you hear Harry and Sharleen had crazy molly night last Saturday and got together Tuesday and he gave her a sad frosty on her depressed face

by Ryan Rocko January 18, 2022

Sad Sucking

The act of sucking body parts of yourself - commonly shoulders, arms, legs and penile/vag areas, to give yourself a hickey. People may do so to fake being in a relationship or, more sadly, to give themselves a sense of love.

Adam: How did you get that hickey there on your cock? You don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Alec: Nah man, I DIYed it.

Adam: You're a Sad Sucker? Man, that's brings me back ...
Alec: We should sad suck together sometime.
Adam: Totally! Yours next Friday. 4 o'clock?

Alec: Sad Sucking bros!

by SeeMeLater September 25, 2022

Cosa Sad

meaning “sad thing” or “so sad” ; also can just be used as “oof”.

person 1: “hey you can’t spend the night, my dad is having his yearly tumbling performance which last 3 weeks straight.”

person 2: “cosa sad.”

by pineapple turtles May 30, 2022

Rage Sad

When you try to think of the word Distraught, but your brain gave up halfway.

When my mom kicked me out I was like... Rage Sad. I dunno; I'm high.

by GreatSquiggy December 1, 2020

sad sausage

an abandoned poo - a fecal figure left all alone

There is a sad sausage on my lawn from your dog last week.

by Whistlin' Willy November 20, 2020