Mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes is your brain when you’ve smoked too much weed and you forget random shit. Or when you just feel dumb.

You: Where tf are my keys?!
Me: Where’d you leave it last?
You: idk
Me: Mashed potatoes, smoke some more!

by Cancel unsubscribe April 13, 2021

more mash in the gash

to shove more than just your shaft in

I finished by putting more mash in the gash

by fazeseizure February 13, 2017

mash a floppy

When you have to bend your dick in half because no erection is achievable for insertion.

I had to mash a floppy last night. She couldn’t tell the difference.

by DLSXF13 October 14, 2022

Dani mash

Coolest person ever. Most bestest dancer and knows how to hip pop😀. Everyone wants to be her and be as talented to be able to break ur shower door...

I wish I was as cool as Dani mash

by Kingsley gribble November 11, 2020

i want your mash

You want everything about someone, including their genitals but not limited to only their genitalia

i want your mash jades

by livvy hammond November 3, 2023

Mashed my beans

When someone/something murks your good vibes to a point where there’s no more vibes to be murked

Bro, you really just mashed my beans!

by Michel Scottttt December 13, 2020

Mulroe Mash

The act of sexual intercourse with your immediate family in order to preserve cultural superiority over inferior races of the world

Hey mom, you tryna Mulroe Mash tonight?

by Beefcake4789 December 28, 2017