An alcoholic beverage served to annoying drunks in Northern Texas. It consists of 1 shot of "McCormick Vodka", 1 shot of "Azteca Tequila", 1 cup of warm milk and topped off with a spoonful of pimento cheese and a slice of jalepeno pepper.
DAVE: "Man, your buddy Zack must really be fucked up. That's the second time tonight I've seen him with a "Dead Mexican".
by David A. Lee November 27, 2006
Get the dead mexicanmug. by Tedjenkinns February 19, 2009
Get the Mexican Brownmug. when performing doggy style on a girl at the top of the staircase, the man takes he girls arms and wraps them around his legs and rides the woman down the stairs.......hence a "mexican tobbagin"
i was bangin my girlfriend one night and gave her the mexican tobbagin...... and broke her nose on the way down the steps!
by mark roland May 28, 2006
Get the mexican tobbaginmug. The sexual act of dousing the anus of a person with tabasco sauce and proceeding to toss that person's salad.
by poopchute11 January 17, 2011
Get the Mexican Bullseyemug. The act of one defecating in their partner's mouth before said partner urinates in theirs prior to making out and swapping human waste orally.
by Honkfish July 31, 2016
Get the Mexican lemonademug. the act of sprinting to the nearest bathroom, pulling down your pants (just in the nick of time), and spraying liquid shit all over the wall because there literally was no more holding it back. (usually occurs after eating greasy, dirty mexican food)
by poode dude November 7, 2010
Get the mexican paintermug. When you're trying to take a dump at work, and someone is in the stall next to you trying to shit too. Neither of you wants to be the one to stank up the bathroom so you sit there squeezing your buttcheeks together.
by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015
Get the Mexican Shitoffmug.