Italian Stallion

A hung Italian man

"Woah that new Italian dude is hung"
"Yeah he's an Italian Stallion I'd ride"

by BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH March 7, 2019

Steamy Italian

The act of fucking a hot pocket or a folded up pizza while still hot.

Man I got a blister on my dick for doing the Steamy Italian.

by Talon95 March 10, 2021

Italian sandpaper

A girl's dense pube stubble, which is at the perfect length so as to rub one's dick raw after prolonged boning.

1: She had Italian sandpaper so my dick hurts, but it was definitely worth it.

2: Ouch, my cock has an Italian sandpaper burn.

by slowly healing August 29, 2019

Red Italian

A cocktail drink containing equal-parts vodka, limoncello and Chef Boyardee Pizza Sauce.

Fuck your white russian! I'm ordering a red italian!

by The Logical Fallacy May 4, 2018

Italian Stallion

A male horse that is Italian in origin

"Wow bro, check out that Italian Stallion"
"Yeah man, his dick is massive"
"No you fucking cunt, that male horse in which is Italian in origin"

by The Big Bloke November 5, 2018

Italian Creamstick

An Italian cream stick is where you rip off the end of a Italian bread stick, shove your dick into the breadstick and then cum in the breadstick and feed it to somebody.

"we had pasta that night so I gave her an Italian Creamstick for desert"

by Excalliburrito March 31, 2021

Italian Taxes

A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.

American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!

by UnGenio January 30, 2020