Danger noodle

A snake

Me: Look at that cute danger noodle
Random stranger: looks at me weirdly

Me: glares at him

by Jenga_tha_danger_noodle November 9, 2020

Dangerous Potato

A dangerous potato is something that lives in some people's stomach, but don't worry too much cause it's usually found in animal's stomachs.

Hey mom. I saw a dangerous potato when I was eating that fish.

by You_are_beautiful June 1, 2021

The Danger

Someone who is not "IN" danger but is The Danger himself.

Person 1: Let's both of us stop trying to justify this whole thing and admit you're in danger.
Person 2: I am not in danger Skylar, I am THE DANGER!

by The Danger Himself September 24, 2022

dangerous

turning me on

your dangerous

by shdhdssw August 23, 2025

Dangerous

If you genuinely believe you have an immoral soul, murdering you doesn't actually do anything.

Hym "If you actually believed the thing you claim to believe nothing would be 'dangerous' to you. Which means you don't actually believe it. If you actually believed... You would be like me. Your death would be insignificant. Your kids dying would be insignificant. But you don't. The reality is, you're a deranged incest cult and what you're doing to me needs to be stopped. And if I have to murder some kids to do it, then those kids need to die. There's no 2 ways about it."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2024

danger box

That vagina you KNOW has a lot of disease.

Dude I can't believe you raw dogged that chick, she's got a danger box man.

by Rouxrice May 27, 2023

Danger Wank

Masturbating using a vibrator on the highest setting until both your legs go temporarily paralysed

I can't walk I just danger wanked everywhere

by PseudonymD August 15, 2017