A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.
by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020
Get the Report Cardmug. a person, primarily a woman, that is usually prude that sends everyone cards for birthdays or other ocassions. this woman usually has very large breasts.
"dude that girl says she doesnt want to bone but she keeps sending me cards every holiday"
"haha thats funny she sends me cards to"
"she must be a card whore!!"
"haha thats funny she sends me cards to"
"she must be a card whore!!"
by ssjumper89 November 19, 2009
Get the card whoremug. by bm88 February 28, 2022
Get the pokemon cardmug. Guess That Card, colloquially known as "GTC", is a guessing card game played in a group of 2+ people. The dealer prompts a player to guess a single card prior to flipping over the top card in the deck. The player must name both suit and number. If the player is incorrect, the next player is prompted to guess a card. If the player is correct, they can name one of the other players to shotgun a beer. In some circles other players will join in on the shotgun, usually saying they did so "out of solidarity". If the player guesses the queen of spades and is correct, all other players have to shotgun. There exist some "unwritten rules" of the game, such as guessing the same card in successive rounds. Certain players describe this as "against the spirit of the game".
by pattycakespattcakesbakersman September 5, 2023
Get the Guess That Cardmug. Card used to justify immoral and/or illogical behavior under the guides that not doing so would be "Unpatriotic". Most commonly used by Americans.
I was trying to explain to Jaxxon that supporting the Iraq war is dumb and he pulled the Patriot Card on me.
by Bobthedobhob April 14, 2019
Get the Patriot Cardmug. A graphics card that looks cool. The word is a reference to the word grafix. It's often a reference to very expensive graphics cards, with animated rgb lights and/or fancy looking coolers. Especially graphics cards that are made by the company Nvidia are often called a grafix card.
Person A: What model is this grafix card?
Person B: This is an Nvidia 3090 that I bought cheap on Ebay for only 2,000 dollars.
Person A: This is truly grafix. I wish I could affort this cool looking grafix card.
Person B: I wish grafix cards would be less expensive, so you could also buy one.
Person B: This is an Nvidia 3090 that I bought cheap on Ebay for only 2,000 dollars.
Person A: This is truly grafix. I wish I could affort this cool looking grafix card.
Person B: I wish grafix cards would be less expensive, so you could also buy one.
by Nanagos February 13, 2022
Get the Grafix Cardmug. This really gross dude tried to take me home the other night, but I explained to him that my pants-card was full!
by Candylaw March 18, 2014
Get the Pants-cardmug.