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culte

Una persona seudo-intelectual que se hace el capo por escuchar rock nacional y leer poesía.
-Viste que Sofi subió una historia a instagram escuchando Fito Paez?
-Si jajajaj es re culte.
by LAMASTURBANDA July 19, 2020
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"Lethal" Cult

Lethal Cult Is A Well Known Extorting Group That Has Just Surfaced The Internet Known For Making People Kill Their Pets, Cut Themselves, Write On Them Selves, Basically Gore and CP ETC. The Group Was Known A Few Months Ago As 1667 For Doing The Same Thing Lethal/1667 is known as one of the popular gore group that worked/works with well known gore/extortion group Lethal most members from both groups have been known for forcing people to either cut or kill their own animals for them more information about Lethal Cult will be made sooner or later
What Is This New "Lethal" Cult Does Anyone Know? They Harassed My Friend Making Her Do Things
by Cooljahmal545 January 25, 2023
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Ahs cult

What’s your favorite ahs season duh cult ahs cult
by Shshsyshs March 20, 2021
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Cult

A group of people who believe in something or someone. It can be good, bad, but usually, cults are weird. They celebrate in questionable ways.
Jones: Wow that was a fun party!
Oli: Party?
Jones: We celebrated by going to church, spitting in our hats and dancing on 1 leg!!
Oli: Isn't that some.. cult?
Jones: Uh oh..
by _xxUrban_Writerxx_ October 21, 2020
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cult

a building used for public Christian worship
i go to my local cult
by useyourrealnameyoushould November 7, 2022
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Dietary Cult

Religious or Superstitious Beliefs centered around eating and dogmatically defended and militarily protected by their adherents. Often involves spreading competing Propaganda, on diet and nutrition, to win market share or converts.
Dietary Cults Illustrated

Example 1 - John: "I'm an intermittent fast-er"

Mary: "I believe in eating 6 small meals a day."

John: "You're an Apostate."

Mary: "You're Satan Incarnate."

Example 2 - Rick: "i'm a Vegan."

Belinda: "i'm on the Carnivore Diet."

Rick: "you're a Violent Person and Psychotic Predator, there is no reason to eat animals."

Belinda: "your the reason our species is weak and degenerating: no animal protein."

Dietary Jihad/Crusade/Mahabharat ensues

Belinda dies in a Vegan Protest where a Vegan leaves behind a banana peel for her to slip on. Traces of almond milk are found around her mouth the next day. Left as a message to would-be Carnivores. This is Portland.

Example 3 - Gulvinder (Hindu): "This is India we don't eat beef."

Mohammed (Muslim): "There are legal exemptions. I can sell beef to other countries."

Gulvinder: "You shouldn't be enabling the eating of bovine in a roundabout way." (subtext: warning)

Mohammed: "Well I have the right." (i.e. completely misses the warning due to arrogance and not understanding the situation he is in)

Mohammed gets lynched the next day. "The Right Nutrition saves Lives" - Random Ambitious Doctor
by LemmingEinstein September 5, 2021
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Baldzø Cult

A group of people who collectively changed their pfp to screenshots from a tiktok live, where a Blitzø cosplayer tried on multiple different character wigs
"Hey bro why did you change your pfp to a random girl in cosplay?"
"I'm part of the Baldzø Cult"
by ChronicallyOnline November 10, 2022
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