crack of heaven

When a woman bends down and you barely see her ass crack. Most commonly seen when woman are wearing jeans.

Jack: Hey John. that waitress over there just dropped our food all over the floor...
John: Yes she did, but did you see that crack of heaven when she went to pick it all up?!

by Bobby Night September 14, 2013

Crack Mode

A state in which most teenagers go through, no drugs are required to go into this state. Symptoms may include unusual behavior, mood swings, and being horny. People may not remember what happened while being in crack mode afterwards. Things that may get you into crack mode are caffeine, unusual medication, lack of medication, nighttime, and loud music.

Anthony "Hey Brian, are you horny?"
Brian "You're on crack mode aren't you?"

by freetrader0000 December 14, 2010

CRACK SOUP

RAUMEN NOODLE SOUP MIXES

WISH I HADN'T SPENT MY MONEY ON A BUMP. NOW, I HAVE TO EAT CRACK SOUP

by WHITERUDY December 31, 2011

Dry cracking

To take it in the ass dry!

My Job is always Dry Cracking me!

by Wizzlegoober April 23, 2018

crack-legged

When you are sitting on the bus and the man sitting next to you who is smoking crack begins to feel your leg or legs.

OMG it was so gross. When I was riding the 31 bus home today this old dude totally crack-legged me, so I had to switch seats.

by New what? Newark. November 30, 2011

Tea cracking

Tea cracking is when someone slips their balls into another person's ass crack for a little rest.

He balled so hard, they resorted to tea cracking a few minutes before proceeding to more aforementioned balling.

"Hey! That's my crack," she exclaimed when I tea cracked her.

by FT3NJMJ July 8, 2018

Coffee crack

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee crack. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016