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Fly the Taps

Used to order a flight (5 oz pour) of every beer on tap at the establishment.
Patron: I'would like to Fly the Taps.
Waiter: Uh...What?
Patron: I would like one flight of every beer on tap. I would like to Fly the Taps.
by TheRealSuperMan July 13, 2017
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Tap and Roll

To sleep with a girl and then break off the relationship

Used in similar cases as "one night stand"

Only used in reference to males
Steve: What do you think of Sarah's new boyfriend? He seems like a pretty nice guy.
Jimmy: Nah, he's just gonna tap and roll.
by George D. Stephenson April 12, 2011
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mercy tap

I was critically injured so I asked my enemy for a mercy tap.
by Baby Steps Angel October 8, 2017
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Tap and crap

A game enjoyed by males by hooking up with a random taking her back to her place have sex and wait for her to fall asleep then taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing and gap it out of there could also be called the tap crap and gap
Met a random last night and done the tap and crap in under an hour was a new record
by Jayba11s May 1, 2018
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casual tap

A person you casually have sex with.
Bitch on the side.
Frank: What's going on with you and that girl?
Joe: She comes by sometimes, just a "casual tap"
by nugsosekc August 6, 2015
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Tap the moose

(verb)
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon

2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?
1.

(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."

2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."
by DatBoiAJ October 7, 2016
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Life tap

verb: life tap; 3rd person present: life taps; past tense: life tapped; past participle: life tapped; gerund or present participle: life tapping

extremely light, gentle strike to the testicles by back of the fingers of a cupped hand; done properly, effects will manifest after 30 seconds: excruciating pain at least 10 times worse than a solid hit/kick to the same testicles.
My friend said he was gonna life tap me. He then cupped his hand and tried to hit me in the nuts! I backed off, and thought he just grazed me. He then started laughing: after 30 seconds my eyes filled with tears as it felt like pure fire shot through my testicles and an intense ache came on too!
by Liphradicus Epicus November 1, 2016
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