Accu-stoned

The spacy, blissful, stoned feeling one gets after a session of acupuncture.

See also massage stoned

I was so accu-stoned after my appt at the eastern medicine clinic I could barely function at work.

by Reynold926 January 20, 2014

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stoned as a rock

When you are so high that you are literally a rock

I smoked 6 blunts and cant leave my bed. I am as stoned as a rock

by A real dads dad November 30, 2015

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When you knock out(fall asleep) from being so stoned. Knocked out from smoking weed.

by Jaysm May 19, 2017

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An alcoholic beverage known as Keystone Light. The beverage takes upon said name after spending significant time in a cold environment.

Matt: Yo dude can you toss me a frosty stone to shotgun?

John: Sure can

by Cman5792 October 28, 2009

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Feeling a large amount of emotion, (ie. love, lust, angry, sad, happy, joy etc.) yet still appears to be tired, sleepy, or just really high.

Boy 1: Are you sure you’re happy? You don’t seem happy.

Girl 1: I am very happy, just stoned with emotion.

by Weld4cash October 07, 2018

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A child.

Something painful that a woman passes through her hoo ha.

Sure, I'd like to go out on Friday night... Unfortunately, it's my weekend to watch the cunt stones.

by turtle the foul May 02, 2020

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Someone you can barely understand when they are stoned, or someone who tries to speak a different language when stoned.

It's hard to understand Ben when he smokes to much, he gets Rosetta Stoned.

by esk1mo April 24, 2018

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