Naval Speak

Modern Age sounding wisdom on-liners that try to oversimply the topic.

If I read another Naval speak tweet, I am going to delete my account.

by humm1n June 18, 2021

i dont speak broke

i dont speak broke dose mean that the person that says that is to rish to be possibel to speak whit you.

hey kid talk with me. im sorry i dont speak broke.

by happykokobeng February 10, 2019

Content Speak

A form of sanitized language or euphemism used by online content creators when discussing sensitive or serious topics. This vocabulary, which includes words like "unalive" instead of "kill," is primarily used to avoid demonetization by advertisers on various platforms. The practice ultimately desensitizes the audience to the gravity of these subjects by watering down the very language used to describe them.

"Dude, did you hear about that little boy? Got graped and unalived by a PDF file, it's so messed up."

"Are you fucking serious right now?! You're talking about a child being raped and murdered by a pedophile and you're using that sanitized, spineless content speak bullshit?! What the absolute fuck is wrong with you? Talk like a goddamn human being!"

by Tad in Berlin June 11, 2025

omellete speak

When some kind of French doesnt know how to speak in english and speaks their native language, it's speaking "omellete".

- Bonjour, comment ça va? Je suis stupide! Said the fucking "omellete speaker"

by Kateuka April 21, 2017

Bosses Don’t Speak

A structured ass nigga with no need to speak aloud about his accomplishments.

Some examples of bosses don’t

1. You see a guy talking to the girl you smash. You don’t need to speak up because bosses don’t🤫, you know what you’re coming home to

2. You see a goofy nigga flexing 3k cash but you don’t have to make him feel like a fool cause you got big cash in the bank.

Disclosure:

Bosses don’t speak, but they do teach.
Let’s say you’re friends with a nigga who gets no bitches. Coach my guy how to get bitches. That way , the whole team eats.

Damn that nigga low key with it👀 bosses don’t🤫
Damn that nigga got mad bitches on his dick, bosses don’t speak

by Whostherealowner October 4, 2023

Otis Speak

When you speak normal English but make it a lot more complicated then it needs to be

Person 1: So my mom told me to come home cause she has stuff she needs me to do so I have to go home to do the stuff
Person 2: bro why speakin Otis Speak?

by Dylde23 October 12, 2021

speaking for itself

To ejaculate unexpectedly

I was getting so worked up then bam! My dick started speaking for itself.

by Mr Special September 10, 2021