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Spanish Wigga

A Spanish Wigga is a first or second-generation Hispanic who has limited knowledge of Spanish and their culture and is more socially in tune with Anglo-Saxons and Wiggas. They tend to show more interest in black artists and culture than in their own. To compensate for their lack of connection with their culture, they may try too hard to be Hispanic which can be evidenced by their online posting of Spanish music or food online. Many Hispanic Wiggas also participate in self-deprecating humor, mocking their own lack of knowledge about their culture and people.
Alfredo: Yo Blood, where you at?

Steven: Wassup man, I'm over on Lassen. Let's go smoke this joint real quick, bruh. This shit gonna shmack.

Alfredo: Alright, Blood. Let's head over to Sylmar.

Steven: Bet, bet. Then we can just chill and watch insert Netflix anime here.

Eduardo: Disculpe, ¿puede darnos indicaciones para llegar a Nordhoff?

Steven: (in an American accent) Uh, si, if you just keep direcho down Sepulveda.

Eduardo: ¿No hablas español, hijo ?

Steven: My bad, homie. They never taught me. I'm a Spanish wigga I only like black people and white people culture and do not have any idea why my last name is not american.

David: It's all good, Blood. I've picked up some wigger English from hanging with y'all. So where do I need to go?

Steven: Damn, homie. You should've just said that. You gotta take the whole street of Sepulveda and you'll be there.
by The Iranian Stallion March 6, 2023
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Spanish spicy

-Niall Horan is very Spanish spicy

-I'm a Spanish spicy person

-darn tootin saspirlla that's a fantastic dance
by Wifi wifey May 4, 2017
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Spanish Protest

To poo in someone's tent. Most commonly done at festivals.
Hahaha, I just took a Spanish Protest in Jim's tent!
by Woesch July 3, 2011
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Spanish Eric

Spanish Eric - Overview.
This is an alias for a tight arsed cunt with several properties in Spain. He will never holiday in these dwellings but will use them to take numerous solitary breaks.
Whilst taking a break he will constantly send photos (library) of everything he consumes, boring the shit out of his friends (worded very loosely)
Whilst sitting alone he pines for his UK friends, hoping that some will buy property near to one of his casa's, so that they can take photos of drinks and tapas together and go shopping for upside down pineapples.

Personality

He's a cunt.

Appearance

Spanish Eric

wears special order shorts that would turn dinghy back to Calais.

His choice of shorts are vulgar in appearance and one would think he wears them for a dare.

Perversions
Spanish Eric mostly enjoys singing opera to transvestites in the hope that once again he'll have a hard dick to play with.
Spending copious amounts of money (Sterling, and Euros) in titty bars when the trannies have retired is not usual.

Home life
When not stuck on the M62 Spanish Eric loves to spend time in his reading nook studying the history of Air fryers 2010-2024. He and his current wife Spanish Sarah have an ever growing collection of these heinous machines.
Seldom, in fact fucking never does he invited his friend to his UK residence.
Legend has it he keeps his parents locked in the attic and bleeds their pension money from them to spend on airport parking.
You can't wear those noncey shorts, you'll look like Spanish Eric
by anonymous June 28, 2024
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spanish wet willie

dude, Christina is into some freaky shit last night she wanted to give me a spanish wet willie
by supafreeeeak March 12, 2020
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The Spanish Finger

The Spanish Finger is a gesture given to someone who has been NAUGHTY. It is equivalent to smirking while shaking one's head. To give the Spanish finger: lift your right arm, hold only your right index finger in the air, and move slightly right to left (this may be accompanied by a flirty smile if desired).
You are at a bar and a young, cocky but still cute international playboy comes up and tells you that he is taking you home later. Even though you are planning on going home with him as well, you give him The Spanish Finger to keep him on his toes. It is usually followed by a smart ass remark.
by Katerzzzzz July 17, 2007
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