Sonic Kart

A stupid game for dumb idiots, only played by the loneliest and most autistic mario kart rejects. Loved by sonic fans and furries alike.

Did you see Jim playing Sonic Kart the other day after we kicked his ass in Mario Kart? What a loser!

by Dr Face Doctor June 5, 2021

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Sonic

Sonic is a modern generation friend group, which represents modern conceptions and accepts every difference and indifference. Each member shows a serious belief, that everybody could feel their own.

First formed by the ‘19 pandemic, the group has overgrown to 6 final members to ‘21.

Adam: Have you met Sonic?

Eve: They we’re watching a movie in Hungary

Serena: Who was that from Sonic?

by Queathuer November 20, 2021

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Sonic braking

The act of honking your horn rather than hitting your brakes when approaching an obstacle on the road.

*Long honk followed by a car crash* Looks like that guy tried sonic braking. He didn't even slow down before hitting that truck.

by tendonut January 13, 2011

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Sonic the Hedgehog

The act of a person gripping their testicles so hard that they begin to turn blue. As soon as this happens, they must jerk off as fast as humanly possible. Last, at the moment of climax they must shout " GOTTA GO FAST!"

Jimmy was walking back to his dorm after a long day of classes. He opens his room door to see his roommate, Brody, butt ass naked will one hand gripping his walnuts and the other pumping his cock faster than the blue blur himself. In the midst of Jimmy's horror, Brody screams " GOTTA GO FAST!"
Brody turns, his satisfied smiles turns into a face of pure horror.

" What the fuck were you doing?" asked Jimmy.

" Sorry man, I was trying to Sonic the Hedgehog."

by It's me, a guy December 29, 2020

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